How we got from this:
It used to be that the iPhone was smart enough to pick up on foul language like an impressionable 8-year-old, but at some point the shiny device decided to get all holier-than-thou. Its predictive texting now replaces “fuck” with “duck,” “shit” with “shot” and generally makes you look like a puritan when you text your shiftless friends. Attempts to train the device have failed (though produced amusing results), but now there’s a new friend out there who’s profane enough to subvert your phone’s sense of propriety once and for all. His name is fucking fuck.